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Saturday, December 25, 2004

Who Says White Men Can't Jump? (VIDEO)

I'm so sorry I gave it all away with the title, not, but who do you think is going to win the slam dunk contest?


French Punks Mug Santa Claus

A group of French teenagers have mugged Father Christmas, attempting to steal his sack of presents.
The man dressed as Santa Claus was handing out sweets in the southern town of Ales when things turned nasty.

One of the teenagers demanded extra sweets and, when the red-cloaked Santa refused, he and his friends started kicking and pummelling the man.


Friday, December 24, 2004

Not Exactly My Kinda Bath


Thursday, December 23, 2004

Mexicans ban Indoor Nudity (WTF???)

Alarmed by glimpses of sweaty citizens in the buff, the city council in the southeastern city of Villahermosa has adopted a law banning indoor nudity, officials confirmed on Wednesday.

The regulation, which takes effect on Jan. 1, calls for as much as 36 hours in jail or a fine of $121 for offenders in the Tabasco state capital, 410 miles east of Mexico City.

"We are talking about zero tolerance ... for a lack of morality,'' said city councilwoman Blanca Estela Pulido of the Revolutionary Institutional Party, which governs the state and city.


Funniest Job Rejection Letter on the Net

It is more than two years ago, so now I can openly talk about it without embarrassing myself. In January of 2002 I applied for the job of Web Producer at the BBC. I really thought it would be a job that was made only for me.

I wrote them a letter saying how much I liked the job and all the opportunities that came with it. I wrote them about all my previous jobs and all the skills I had mastered over the years. And guess what? The stupid bitch at their personnel department didn't even want to see me for an interview! All I got was this rejection letter!


What Do Women Really Want?

Sometimes you meet women in bars and you just cannot tell what they're after. Do they want the contents of your wallet, do they want to have a cosy time at that bar or are they after wild sex, possibly not with you.
Here's another example, is this girl out for sex or just hungry?


Pair of Swedish Meatballs

I think you will like Alexandra Andersson, she's from Sweden you know... Yes I like Swedish cuisine too.


Committing Suicide via CHRISTMAS TREE

A woman who apparently attempted suicide by setting her Christmas tree on fire was rescued Monday by a game warden and forest ranger who broke into her Corbett Road home, grabbed her from her bed and threw her out a first-floor window to safety. Forest Ranger Peter Pelletier and Game Warden Paul Farrington were hailed as heroes for getting the woman out of the bedroom despite their lack of training in house fire rescues.

"The forest ranger and the game warden did a great job. They saved her life," Lee Fire Chief Jay Crocker said. "They are both very knowledgeable people, but it's not their everyday thing."


The most Fucked Up Starbucks Ad


Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Brazilian Blonde

This is a famous photo set on the Net. Here it is, if you missed it the first time around.


It's SOOOOO BIG (pic)



The Year's FUNNIEST porno video



Can Women Go Longer Without Sex?

This is a topic that often comes up during conversations between both men and women, and that often gets a resounding "Yes!" for an answer.

But, I thought that there was probably more to this than most people think, so I decided to gather a panel of four women in order to get to the bottom of this issue.


Porno Oke?????

If you thought karaoke made a racket down at your local boozer then you ain't seen nothing yet. Starring in a blue movie may be a fantasy too far for most couples too shy to strip off for the cameras.

But a new craze called Pornaoke - where punters provide the saucy soundtrack to saucy clips - is proving a massive hit.

In fact, all those who've had a chance of "performing" in front of the audience admit it's a real scream. Brave partygoers choose from a range of movie scenes and then get up on stage and take the mic.


Nude Yoga

God bless the internet. Where else could you find pictures of hot chicks doing yoga...in the nude! I wish I could take credit for these awesome shots, but that accolade goes to Grant Stoddard


Inmate Walks Out Of Prison with TWIN's help

Brotherly love was put to the test this week after two 18-year-old identical twins swapped their clothing and traded places so that one could escape jail.

But prison and police officials were not impressed by the gesture when one of the brothers, serving a 10-month sentence for assault and robbery, walked out to freedom.

The inmate walked out of the Kronoberg Jail, which is located in the same building that houses the headquarters for Stockholm's police department, undetected on Monday after a visit by his twin brother. advertisement

They probably just wanted to spend Chritmas together. I only wonder where they will spend it together....


Celebs Go Nuts -- Lowest moments of 2004

It was a year of weddings, stripteases and hype that didn't amount to anything ... here's a look at the entertainment busts of 2004.


Mr. Limpy

Honestly, I don't know what's wrong with me. I think I'm under a lot of stress lately...
The ultimate realistic limp penis comes without the excuses, but feels just as realistic as the real thing. Whether you dance with it, play with it, pack it, or just need a good paperweight, contrary to any experiences you may have had, the uses for Mr. Limpy are limitless. Comes in Pink, Mocha, Chocolate and Lavender.


Special Delivery

This post is dedicated to the guys who say "Post more Ass"


This guy is a TOTAL DICK (pic)


Stupidity and Fireworks don't mix


Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Tupac Shakur FOUND!!!! (PIC)


Don't Wash Your Car During Winter


Good way to prevent Car Jacking

Car drivers in South Africa are being offered a new method of preventing hijacking.

A blaster, flame-thrower operated by a foot pedal inside the car, blasts a jet of fire at a would-be hijacker.

A person confronted by an armed hijacker simply presses a pedal and the "blaster" ignites gas that shoots from the under-side of the car.

Doctors say the device is lethal - but the police have confirmed it is perfectly legal.


World's Greatest Lover??? (VIDEO)

What does it take to become the world's greatest lover? You have to make sure you surprise your girlfriend when she's really hot.


34 DD Model

A cruel teacher told Page 3 Idol winner Keeley she would never make it as a Sun model — because her breasts were not big enough.

As a schoolgirl the 34D stunner dreamed of showing off her assets in Britain’s favourite newspaper.

Her wish came true when readers and our judges voted 18-year-old Keeley as their Page 3 Idol over thousands of hopefuls.


Too Lazy For Sex

Paris Hilton claims she's "too lazy" to have sex and would rather just kiss.

The 23-year-old hotel heiress tells Rolling Stone magazine: "I'm not a sexual person, really.
"I don't really care about sex. If I'm in a relationship, we don't even do anything, really. We just watch TV. I'm too lazy. I'd rather kiss."

So that's why she made those homevideos. Whenever her boyfirend wants to have a go at it with her, she pulls the tape from under her bed and puts it on for him while saying "this should do the trick, I'm too lazy..."


Monday, December 20, 2004

Comics website

I Read the Comics So You Don’t Have To is getting some popularity, and I just found out about it. Damn my lack of keeping up with what’s hip. It’s funny, go read.


Scary Santa

This collection of photos featuring kids that are scared of Santa is entertaining, even if some of the Santas look like they might be homeless.


"Realistic" Fiction

Urban Legends of 2004

The year is at an end and it's time to unveil About's partly-scientific, partly-subjective roundup of the Top 10 Net Hoaxes and Urban Legends of 2004. Contenders were ranked according to reader interest and longevity as measured by volume of email submissions, page views and search queries throughout the year.


Elvis = Jesus?

And Elvis saw them berating the poor recording artist, whose music was terrible and lyrics insipid, and Lo, the King said unto the mob:
`Let him who is without bad singles cast the first rhinestone.'
And the mob turned down their eyes, each considering his own Don't Worry Be Happy or Man in the Mirror, and shuffled off.
`Thank you,' said Elvis. `Thank you very much.'


Do Men find this pic SEXY?