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Saturday, January 01, 2005

Moose vs. Car -- The Pics

The following pictures are of a moose that went through a car's windshield this month near South River, Ontario, Canada.

The VERY lucky woman ended up with just a broken wrist and needing a
good bath. When you view the pictures you will wonder how the woman
managed to survive.
And you where worried about deer?


Fuckin In the Park (PICS)


Macabre Gifts

Do you have a favorite coffin you would like to be burried in?If I have to choose I think I will go for the Kiss Kasket. You can use that one as a refrigerator while you're still alive....


Jessica Simpson = VIRGIN?


Jessica Simpson's father Joe made the singer promise to stay a virgin until she married, during a ceremony when she was twelve.Simpson sr, who doubles as Jessica's manager, handed the 24-year-old a promise ring and vowed to be the only man in her life until she married.


Anti Oprah Fan Club

Why is there an organization that is anti-Oprah? I thought that Oprah did nothing but good things. Many individuals ask that question when hearing about the goal of the Anti-Oprah Association. Unfortunately, the answer to that question is not a simple one. To seek the truth, learn all about Oprah's secret life. Then learn what you can do to fight back. Where did the idea for this organization come from? QuickQuote:"I see no difference between myself and a junkie." - Oprah Winfrey


Chitty Chitty BANG BANG

British soldiers training for Iraq are saying "bang bang" instead of firing their grenade launchers because the Ministry of Defence did not buy enough, defence sources said yesterday.The MoD did not have the money to order sufficient Under-Barrel Grenade Launchers for the SA80 rifle, so all those available have had to be sent to Iraq.


The People's Court?

When the separated parents of a five-year old Italian boy could not agree whose house he should stay at over Christmas, a judge settled the dispute by tossing a coin, an Italian newspaper has reported. The squabbling couple took their argument to a family disputes court a few days before Christmas and were surprised when the judge, who said there was not enough time to convene the tribunal, tossed a coin for "heads or tails".


Thursday, December 30, 2004

No Christmas Gifts = ARSON

A man angry that he got no presents for Christmas burned down his parents' house early the next morning, police said.

Steven Murray, 21, was charged with arson and risking a catastrophe in the blaze that broke out early Sunday. No one was injured.


Sex and the Park

Here's a perfect example of two people who are madly in love and when they walked in a park they just didn't care if anybody else took notice of their love for each other. That's why I call it Sex and the Park.


Love Comes in All Sizes


Top Ten Topless Beaches

In the spirit of a growing trend in clothing-free vacations, Forbes.com takes a look at some of the best topless beaches in the world.

Why topless and not nude? Call us old-fashioned, but we tend to favor topless beaches rather than nude ones. Nearly all European beaches are topless, and sunbathers there have a blasé attitude towards nudity, which means no gawking or cameras.


Shake It, Baby, Shake It

It's an old one, but you'll like it anyway to see Christina Aguilera in motion.


Shocking Tsunami Pics

I think I haven't yet posted anything on the tsunami that hit Asia last Sunday, but I want to show you something that really displays some of the powers that were there on December 26th.


Sick news of the Day

A 23-year-old British driver turned himself in to police after finding a severed foot wedged in his bumper of his Volvo.

Prosecutors said Peter Dearing drove two miles with the body part of biker Richard Sholl and allegedly called police after he made the grisly find and realized his license plate had been detached, reported the Sun Monday.


Music Trivia for your Birthday

Madonna was born on the same day I was. Can you name the hit music on your birthday?
What were the number ones on the day you were born?


Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Penis Tree sightings

Penis Tree


X Rated Muppets

I always thought Kermit was so wholesome ....

X Rated Muppets changed all that!


X Rated Disney on Ebay

X-Rated Disney on eBay

Here's your chance to own a piece of art/porn history: the original printing plate for legendary illustrator and comic artist Wally Wood's "Disneyland Memorial Orgy" went up for sale on eBay this week.


No Sex At Mt Everest

Victoria University professor wants randy mountaineers to stop having sex at Mount Everest's base camp.

Professor Ralph Pettman is starting an international protest movement to raise awareness of the cultural insensitivity of amorous mountain tourists.

Base camp sex has long upset Sherpas, for whom the mountain is a sacred place.

When eight people were killed in an Everest blizzard in 1996, Sherpas claimed the sexual activities of a New York socialite before the climb had brought bad luck to the climbers.


World Record House Of Cards

Bryan Berg broke the Guinness World Record for card structures in 1992 at the age of seventeen with a tower fourteen feet, six inches tall. His latest record-holding structure is more than twenty-five feet tall. Touring regularly, Berg has stacked cards in virtually every major U.S. city and in Japan, Denmark, and Germany.


No more PROFESSIONAL beggars

Professional beggars prowling about the streets of Moroccan cities with "rented" and drugged children to attract charity may have their days numbered.

The government plans to crack down on the scam used by faux beggars in growing numbers for a kind of "emotional blackmail," a cabinet minister was quoted Tuesday as saying.


Perfect Job?

A State Liquor Authority employee is being paid $82,789 a year to sit in an office and do nothing all day, so she passes the time by reading books and daydreaming, it was revealed yesterday.

Patricia Freund, a career state worker who says she was once one of the highest-ranking women at the SLA, also said she spends more time speaking to the janitor at her Albany office complex then she does speaking to one of her bosses.

"I don't think I've done more then two days work in three years," Freund told The Post.

Now that's a lot of money for nothing, but why sue....?