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Thursday, January 20, 2005

Jenna vs. Jenna

My two favorite Jenna's have more in common than you might think. Sometimes it's hard to tell these two blonde beauties apart; even Google has a hard time distinguishing between the two Jenna's.

The most obvious shared characteristic is that, at some point, their fathers have both led lives of crime. The second characteristic is that both girls are wild and probably dangerous. The third is that their misguided parents named them both Jenna. But the list does go on.

Jenna Bush was born in 1981.
Jenna Jameson has starred in 1,981 pornos.

Jenna Jameson is famous for her bush.
Jenna Bush is famous for drinking Jameson.

Jenna Bush is a cowgirl from Texas.
Jenna Jameson wears cowgirl clothes.

Jenna Bush has a twin sister.
Jenna Jameson does her twin sister.

Jenna Bush seems like she would be fun to party with.
Jenna Jameson is very fun to party with.

Jenna Jameson has been through rehab.
Jenna Bush will end up in rehab.

Jenna Bush went to the swing states.
Jenna Jameson went to the swinger states.

Jenna Bush loves massages.
Jenna Jameson is The Masseuse.

Jenna Bush has appeared in an eight-page magazine spread.
Jenna Jameson has appeared in an eight-page magazine spread.

Jenna Bush was once a college co-ed.
Jenna Jameson is often a college co-ed.

Jenna Jameson has been trying hard to get pregnant.
Jenna Bush is trying hard not to get pregnant.

Jenna Jameson's mother was a Las Vegas Showgirl.
Jenna Bush's mother is the First Lady of the United States.

Conservatives, liberals, democrats, republicans, religious fanatics, heretics, drunks, teetotalers, sluts, squares, politicians, perverts, little girls, big boys, blacks, whites, the stinking rich, the stinking poor: Everybody loves the Jenna's.

Source: http://rollertrain.blogspot.com/2005/01/jenna-vs.html