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Thursday, January 20, 2005

Is that a Pistol or are you just happy to read this blog?


Sponge Bob is pro HOMO???

A music video promoting tolerance of others and featuring cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants is under fire from several U.S. religious groups, who charge that the "pro-homosexual video" is an attempt to "brainwash" kids.

Dr. James C. Dobson, founder of religious group Focus on the Family, spoke of the video Tuesday evening at a black-tie dinner in Washington, criticizing what he called a "pro-homosexual video."

Like SpongeBob can make people gay? People are born gay.........

So what they are saying is this guy
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engages in this type of activity?

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Girl on Girl Sex Starts Fight

A wife who had sex with another woman, but refused to let her husband join them, was arrested after assaulting and kicking him out of the house Saturday, Murfreesboro Police reported.

Jessica Lynn Membrila, 22, of 326 Lilly Lane was charged with domestic assault in a fight with her husband, Celso Membrila, 28, of Lilly Lane, Officer Bryant Mitchell reported.

The husband told Mitchell he and his wife invited a woman, identified only as Sarah, to their home for drinks.

"Mr. Membrila stated that as they were drinking, Mrs. Membrila and Sarah began having intimate relations," Mitchell reported. "Mr. Membrila watched his wife and Sarah have sexual intercourse for awhile and then he tried to join the two."

So much for his fantasy


Vicious Collections Agents

Consumers beware, you may not wish to believe this, but the most sadistic, vicious and unscrupulous (potentially illegal, even) collection agents in the whole of the Fortune-500 are those in the curiously operated, suspiciously located, GMAC Financial Services Auto collection department.


Recovery Dorm

His name is Ben and he's a campus drunk trying to stay sober amid a lot of chances to party.

The 19-year-old, sticking with his first name in the style of Alcoholics Anonymous, knows how to party. He learned to drink in the fifth grade in Cleveland. By high school he was drinking at least three nights a week, sometimes having 20 drinks of beer, gin and tequila.

Now in college, Ben is trying to stay away from booze and Case Western is doing its part by offering him a spot at a "recovery dorm."


Jenna vs. Jenna

My two favorite Jenna's have more in common than you might think. Sometimes it's hard to tell these two blonde beauties apart; even Google has a hard time distinguishing between the two Jenna's.

The most obvious shared characteristic is that, at some point, their fathers have both led lives of crime. The second characteristic is that both girls are wild and probably dangerous. The third is that their misguided parents named them both Jenna. But the list does go on.

Jenna Bush was born in 1981.
Jenna Jameson has starred in 1,981 pornos.

Jenna Jameson is famous for her bush.
Jenna Bush is famous for drinking Jameson.

Jenna Bush is a cowgirl from Texas.
Jenna Jameson wears cowgirl clothes.

Jenna Bush has a twin sister.
Jenna Jameson does her twin sister.

Jenna Bush seems like she would be fun to party with.
Jenna Jameson is very fun to party with.

Jenna Jameson has been through rehab.
Jenna Bush will end up in rehab.

Jenna Bush went to the swing states.
Jenna Jameson went to the swinger states.

Jenna Bush loves massages.
Jenna Jameson is The Masseuse.

Jenna Bush has appeared in an eight-page magazine spread.
Jenna Jameson has appeared in an eight-page magazine spread.

Jenna Bush was once a college co-ed.
Jenna Jameson is often a college co-ed.

Jenna Jameson has been trying hard to get pregnant.
Jenna Bush is trying hard not to get pregnant.

Jenna Jameson's mother was a Las Vegas Showgirl.
Jenna Bush's mother is the First Lady of the United States.

Conservatives, liberals, democrats, republicans, religious fanatics, heretics, drunks, teetotalers, sluts, squares, politicians, perverts, little girls, big boys, blacks, whites, the stinking rich, the stinking poor: Everybody loves the Jenna's.

Source: http://rollertrain.blogspot.com/2005/01/jenna-vs.html


Life after TV

She was in Big Brother, she showed a lot on television, but she moved on and does other things now....Rebekkha's into poledancing.

And what you see in these thumbnails is not nearly all she showed....


Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Getting my Jolies....

Angelina Jolie has been called many names recently - except for the obvious: America's ultimate sex goddess.
Her rep as being the kind of gal who'll steal your husband (and probably discard him the next morning) and the gossip linking her to Brad Pitt only adds to her bad-girl allure.

"Angelina represents everything I love about women - beauty, giving, power, strength and sensuality - and she can kick ass!" says feisty Italian designer Donatella Versace.

"It's not her eyes or curves or lips that are sexy - it's her brain - which is her sexiest muscle.


Swearing on the Internet

There are countries where you cannot use foul language on television. Luckily for us it is okay to swear on the internet.




Covered in OIL


Immigration to Canada in exchange for PIZZA???

Canadian Immigration Minister Judy Sgro, already embroiled in a scandal over favors given to a Romanian stripper, resigned on Friday after a pizza shop owner said she had reneged on a promise to help him avoid deportation in exchange for free pizza.


Lindsay Lohan can't SWALLOW

She is a dream to a lot of people, yes, I think there are lesbians out there who wouldn't mind sleeping with her, but here's one for the men: Lindsay Lohan can't swallow!


Behind The Bikini

I love getting a peek behind the scenes of movies, of television series, of sports games. And I also like getting a look of what goes on behind the scenes of bikini babes.


Monday, January 17, 2005

Why they call women BITCHES

A Polish woman who harboured a grudge against her husband's employer has been sentenced to four months' imprisonment for terrorizing the boss by making ghostly sounds at his castle-like estate.

The 42-year-old woman, whose name was not released, was convicted Friday on nuisance charges after she allegedly spent weeks masquerading as a ghost and making mysterious noises, Austrian television reported.


What a TURKEY!

Call it window dressing. Or meals on wheels. Jared Williams calls it unbelievable.

The 22-year-old Beckley man was driving east on Interstate 64 Tuesday morning, near the Sandstone exit, when...well, let him tell it....


Bad Career Advice?

The principal of a Palo Alto middle school may not invite a popular speaker back to an annual career day after he told girls they could earn a good living as strippers.

Management consultant William Fried told eighth-graders at Jane Lathrop Stanford Middle School on Tuesday that stripping and exotic dancing can pay $250,000 or more per year, depending on their bust size.


Thumbs Up to this Guy (VIDEO)

Thumbs up, that is what I have for this guy. He's got guts letting himself go like that on the internet. Yes, I say thumbs up!


Man admits to sex with Goats

A Nelson man has appeared in court for a second time for attempting to have sex with a goat.

George Kepa, a 41-year-old unemployed man, pleaded guilty in Nelson District Court yesterday to bestiality and unlawfully entering a building.

The friend was asleep and Kepa went to a tin shed where the goat was kept, took some of his clothes off and attempted to have sex with it.

A second time? So it was either good or very difficult the first time?


Actress Penelope gets breast implants

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Man kills Daughter for having sex

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. -- A Birmingham police detective told a judge that a mother forced her 12-year-old daughter to drink bleach for having sex and sat on her until the child died.

The officer also testified that the girl's 9-year-old brother was forced to watch the attack.

Detective Warren Cotton's testimony came Thursday in a preliminary hearing for 31-year-old Tunisia Archie. She's charged with capital murder in the Nov. 26 asphyxiation death of Jasmine Archie.

If convicted, she could be sentenced to death or life in prison without parole.

District Judge Sheldon Watkins sent the case to a grand jury for review.

Cotton said Archie, held in jail without bond, was disturbed because her daughter told her that she was no longer a virgin. Defense lawyer David Luker said a mental evaluation of Archie has not been completed.



White Girls CAN Dance (video)

If people say white people can't dance or play basketball, they are wrong. This video makes me proud that I can dance, see VIDEO


Sunday, January 16, 2005

Losers? Or just WAY AHEAD of their time?


Virginity for Sale

A very unusual lot is currently available on one of Russian online auctions. A 19-year-old girl from St.Petersburg is selling her virginity on the Internet. The girl evaluated her innocence at 10,000 rubles (about $320) for a start and included the pay-by-credit-card possibility too.

"I am 19 years old. Despite my evident disposition to nymphomania I am still a virgin. Gentlemen, I decided to sell my chance of becoming a woman on the Internet. The winner of the commercial tournament will be able to take me in his possession for one night in his place."


Cheesecake of the Day (PICS)