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Saturday, February 26, 2005


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Drunken Idiocy

Everyone drinks, but this site is dedicated to drinking way too many. We got videos and pics of drunken idiocy. Check it out.


Man buys all of town's newspaper

Jack William Pacheco has more copies of this week's edition of The Chowchilla News than he'll ever need.

The 35-year-old Chowchilla resident went around town Wednesday morning, buying every copy he could in an attempt to prevent word from getting out about his arrest for alleged methamphetamine possession.

Pacheco estimated that he bought 500 to 600 copies of The Chowchilla News from the newspaper's office, gas stations, convenience stores and a coin-operated news rack. The story of his arrest was on the front page.

But 500 more copies will be printed and available today through The Chowchilla News office, 340 W. Robertson Blvd. The weekly paper costs 50 cents per copy.


Fat Bitch Actress?

Actress Tori Spelling arrives as a guest for the premiere of Showtime's new comedy series 'Fat Actress' in Los Angeles February 23, 2005.

Guess who shouldn't have been on the guest list......


Alien Duck Farmer?


American Nudist Research Library

Welcome to the American Nudist Research Library (ANRL). The Library was established in 1979 to preserve the history of the social nudist movement in North America and throughout the world. It is a repository of material rather than a circulating library. Visitors may read or view most of the collection as long as they are in the Library. The Library is enjoyed most by individuals and groups who treasure on-going nudist activities, and who wish to participate in a sincere effort to preserve the unique history of the movement.


Public Restrooms and Disease

When it comes to a fear of germs, fully 39 percent of respondents in a nationwide survey said they feared picking up germs from a public restroom more than any other public place. The survey of 1,007 adults was conducted by the Opinion Research Corporation International on behalf of Kimberly-Clark Professional.

Since germs are the result of unsanitary conditions, the survey found that for 66 percent of the respondents "unclean conditions" were most apt to lead to a bad impression of the restroom. No toilet paper was a distant second at 13 percent, followed by odors at 11 percent. And what is the top reason a public restroom makes a good impression on visitors? Fully 77 percent said cleanliness.


"Im gonna kill Paris Hilton"

Black Eyed Peas singer, Fergie, recently promised to kill Paris Hilton, who inadvertently caused Fergie's phone number and email to be leaked onto the Internet when hackers published the contacts of her Blackberry.

Like many of Hilton's high profile contacts, Fergie has since received a barrage of unwanted correspondance. According to MTV, the vocalist was overseas shooting the Peas' new video for "Don't Funk With My Heart" when her cell phone started blowing up around 6:30 a.m. She thought the calls were from the set, admonishing her for running late....


Friday, February 25, 2005

Those crazy ANIMAL RIGHTS Guys

Animal rights activists are disgusted by a new candy from Kraft Foods Inc. that's shaped like critters run over by cars -- complete with tire treads.

The fruity-flavored Trolli Road Kill Gummi Candy -- in shapes of partly flattened snakes, chickens and squirrels -- fosters cruelty toward animals, according to the New Jersey Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.

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How To Argue Like a Conservative

You've seen the O'Reilly Factor on Fox News. Or Rush Limbaugh. Or Sean Hannity. Now, this simple little tutorial shows their secret.


Pimp gets jacked (VIDEO)

A bad ass pimp gets a little talking to from a random white dude. Pimp gets pissed. Dude FLATTENS pimp out in front of his bitch. Lesson: Acting tough and BEING tough are two totlaly different things. Here's the PIMP VIDEO.


James Brown speaks his mind

James brown flashing that universal FUCK YOU gesture. He's the godfather of soul, alright

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One eyed child born in Russia

The little girl's body was placed in a container of formalin, from where it is still gazing at the world with the only one big blue eye.

The weird baby looked at the world with its only eye, took a breath of air with the trunk that was growing on its forehead, and died. Doctors of one of St.Petersburg hospitals told the Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper that it was an absolutely normal woman that gave birth to the incredible mutant-baby, which could be compared to a Cyclops. The female creature was covered with thick hair; it had only one eye in the center of its forehead and a small trunk that was growing on the head above the eye.


Sweet Sweet VIAGRA for Women?

Is chocolate better than sex? While some may argue yes, it turns out you may not have to make the call. Chocolate may just be good -- both to eat and for sex, according to a recent study.

Italian researchers found that women who ate chocolate on a daily basis had higher libidos than those who didn't. They also found that chocolate-fed women had better sexual arousal and more sexual satisfaction. Their scientific conclusion: The craving of choice for many women has some real benefits for our sex lives.


Bacon Whores

Because the only thing better than bacon is someone to cook it for you: Bacon Whores.

Finally, you can have tasty, sizzling bacon, without all the shopping, planning, and preparation. Just schedule your appointment at baconwhores.com, and our trained experts will come and prepare bacon for you, exactly the way you like it.


Exorcism on Television

Great care was taken in the filming of this programme to ensure that the subject of the exorcism was independently assessed by two experienced psychiatrists and not found to be suffering from any form of mental health problems. In addition, the subject is part of a Christian church that provides access to exorcism or 'deliverance ministry' on a monthly basis, and is familiar with the process. There is strong bond of trust between the subject and the minister performing the exorcism.


Ron Jeremy You are my HERO

He earned his nickname the hedgehog. He's fat, he's small and he's hairy. O yes and he nailed more women on screen than anybody else. But he can do other things with his dick as well. Here's Ron Jeremy playing the piano.


Pimp Your Burger!

Of you are not satisfied with your Big Mac or your Double Whopper you may consider to pimp your burger.


Guy tricked into touching his own mother's tits (VIDEO)

Not exactly incest porn, but more of YUCKY porn. Hilarious though!

Wouldn't it be nice to be blindfolded so you can touch some hot strippers? Of course, it would, but what is mom doing here?


Is this picture Racist pt 2

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Has America progressed far enough where there's no more double standard re who can use certain words?


Thursday, February 24, 2005

Painful Blowjob

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For all the Ass Fans out there


Chris Rock is Racist?

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Oversensitivity or justified?


Fucking Scummy Lawyers (VIDEO)

I guess this guy got sick and tired of his lawyer's handling of his biz.


Good thing this is just a Hoax right?

Just a hoax or is the bonsai kitten tragedy a commentary on our sad perverted youth with nothing else better to do?


Assault with Rubber Band?

A 13-year-old student in Orange County, Fla., was suspended for 10 days and could be banned from school over an alleged assault with a rubber band


Dumbass Criminal of the Week

A man has been charged after a convenience store was robbed at knifepoint by a customer who said he wasn't happy with a recent purchase.

Someone disguised with a scarf over his face went to Halal Meats Centre and Specialty Foods in Winnipeg on Monday afternoon, said police spokeswoman Const. Shelly Glover.

"He approached the clerk asking for a refund on products he had purchased previously," Glover said. "When the clerk refused to provide a refund, the male produced a knife and demanded his cash back."

The employee turned over an undisclosed amount of money and the bandit bolted.

The uninjured clerk called police who responded and found the suspect waiting for a bus at a nearby bus stop.


I Park like an Idiot??

Now this is a great idea. You can buy bumperstickers that have "I Park Like An Idiot" on them. Make sure you have them with you all the time, because you never know when you come across a car that is parked so stupidly that it deserves to be marked as I Park Like An Idiot.


My kinda contest

This is my kind of contest: Nude Contest 2005. So don't come up with stuff about Miss Sunflower Contest, the WTC Design Contest, let alone the Eurovision Song Contest. All I want is a Nude Contest.


Pamela Anderson: Nice and Sleazy

Personally, I like Pamela Anderson much better when she's drunk. Or isn't she drunk in these pictures? Oh well, she looks sleazy to say the least:


Nice Waist Pamela

An anti-fur campaign poster of former Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson. Hollywood sex kitten Anderson has drawn the critical eye of censors in China, with authorities cropping her newest nude anti-fur campaign posters in Shanghai, animal rights group PETA said.

But look at her waiste.... who is Peta's photoshopping expert?


Driving in the USA vs Driving in PAKISTAN

Most of us are used to driving, but how do we compare to other drivers in other countries? Well I can't describe every country so I stick to drivers in Pakistan. Take a look below and lets see how they compare.


This is quite sad (pic)

We all have our hobbies. Some of us collect Zippo lighters, some of us like to play around with rubber inflatable dolls, some of us can't wait for the wife to go out the door and walk around in their lingerie, some of us have boxes full of beer coasters and some of us ..... well ..... uhmmm ..... yes ..... what could possibly be the meaning of this:


Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Marine Urinal knock over in Iraq

Video of marine getting knocked over an urinal


She loves the cock?

Girl loves the co*k Girl loves the co*k

I think this shirt must be a misprint *looks at girl wearing it* oh no, it's not.


Drunk college lesbians making out

Drunk Lesbians Drunk Lesbians

Making out and enjoying it!


How to Dump your girlfriend

How To Dump Your Girlfriend - Part 3

She's hot and sexy and gives you everything you need - But you want something different !!!


The Spiderman dick flash

You want to surprise your friends in a very special way. The special way you decided to do it is called The Spiderman. In some way I am glad Ron jeremy is not a personal friend of mine....


Another Jerry Springer nude housewife episode

You may have seen them before when the Jerry Springer show was still running. Well, maybe they didn't show this episode in your country. Lucky for us everything is possible on the internet so here's the episode of women refusing to wear clothes.

Can we blame them?


Prosecutors Gone Wild

A state prosecutor in Florida's island city of Key West is under arrest after he allegedly ran naked and drunk across a parking lot and hopped into the wrong car.

Albert Tasker of the local state prosecutor's office told police he had been drinking with friends and thought it would be funny to take off his clothes and run to a friend's car in the parking lot, according to the Florida Keys Citizen.

But Tasker, 28, apparently got into the back seat of the wrong car, much to the distress of the woman in the vehicle. The legitimate occupant screamed and called her boyfriend who telephoned police.


Two heads are better than one?

A nurse holds an Egyptian baby named Manar Maged in a hospital in the city of Banha, 25 miles, north of Cairo Feb. 18, 2005. Egyptian doctors said they removed the second head from the girl, who was suffering from the rare birth defects in an operation on Saturday.

Yesterday I posted this news item about a woman trying to


Saturday Night Fever Dancefloor for sale

The Brooklyn dance floor that made a gyrating John Travolta the disco king is headed for the auction block.

The flashing, multicolored floor that the "Saturday Night Fever" star strutted across in a tight white suit has been saved from a doomed Brooklyn nightclub.

And the relic is exciting memorabilia collectors around the world, who are expected to start a bidding war with offers of more than $80,000 for the piece of movie history.


Watch that Fat Ass for your Wedding

It seems Slim Fast is the perfect product for women to get in shape for their wedding. Or is it too late already?


Paris Hilton's Naughty Chihuahua

Paris Hilton's Chihuahua couldn't protect her Hollywood home from a burglary last summer. So why was Hilton counting on her dog to protect her T-Mobile account from intruders?

Despite repeated attacks on her T-Mobile email and telephone records in recent months, the actress and heiress has persisted in using the little dog's name to secure her password at the T-Mobile site.


Pump it hard BABY (video)

Being a woman doesn't mean there are things you shouldn't do. Women have to work it too.


One hard ass Thug (VIDEO)

This brotha is a one hard ass thug rapper. Notice the liberal use of the word MOTHERFUCKER


Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Join the GAY NAVY, baby

where can you find pleasure, search the world for treasure, learn science technology?
where can you begin to make your dreams all come true on the land or on the sea?
where can you learn to fly, play in sports or skindive, study oceanography?
sign up for the big band or sit in the grandstand when your team and others meet.

in the navy, you can sail the seven seas
in the navy, you can put your mind at ease
in the navy, come on now people, make a stand
in the navy, can't you see we need a hand?
in the navy, come protect the mother land
in the navy, come on and join your fellow man
in the navy, come on people make a stand
in the navy, in the Royal Navy


Fishing without a License


Crime and Weddings

A South African police couple who were planning to get married arrived late for their own wedding after they stopped on the way to church to arrest three armed men holding up a motorist, police say.

Inspector Gustav Myburgh and Constable Barbara Beogner were being driven to their wedding near Johannesburg on Saturday when they spotted a crime in progress, police spokesman Eugene Opperman said.

"He was in uniform, she was in her bridal gear, when they saw a hijacking taking place," Opperman said.


Woman cuts off BFs penis and flushes it

A woman in Anchorage, Alaska is charged with cutting off her boyfriend's penis and flushing it down toilet.

The man is hospitalized Monday, recovering from surgery to have his penis reattached. The suspect, 33-year-old Kim Tran, is charged with assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence.


Gas Mask for Geeks

Can't you buy expensive gas masks? Do you need one? are you a computer geek?
If you answered yes to this three questions, then this is your page! We're going to build our gas mask from computer parts at cost almost 0.

The main idea is to protect you agains hazardous elements that could invade the air in your home or country. If you fear anthrax, variola, ebola, alien viruses from outer space you must build it to feel safe. If nuclear war doesn't come you can always use it on the disco when it's full of smoke.


Camera Van -- Smile you're on Candid Camera

One night In the fall of 1993, Harrod Blank had a dream in which he covered his car with cameras and then drove around and took pictures of people on the streets. The public, unaware that the cameras worked, reacted naturally. At the end of the dream, Harrod looked at pictures taken with the van of faces frozen in the moment of awe, pictures so powerful that the next morning he decided to attempt to build such a vehicle in reality.


Naked LOVE

A man who thought he was going to meet an Internet friend wound up naked and robbed overnight.

The man made plans with a chat room pal to meet at a northeast Houston park. She was there, but so were four of her male friends hiding in the bushes.

Police say they jumped out, stripped the man, and took all his money. They took off in the victim's vehicle, but they didn't get very far.

NOTE: There's no chance of this fucked up scenario when you use a great online singles site that can help you find women who just want to fuck for free.


Rock & Roll Myths

From strange deaths to blood transfusions and dubious fish-related practices, it's time to debunk the tallest tales in the 10 greatest rock'n'roll myths.


Tough Guy Videos

Okay, take a look at these guys. One of them is the utter ninja wannabe and the other would rather spend his afternoon horizontally in the grass. He will......


Mexican Architect


Hilarious Personals Ad

This is one of the funniest personals ads I've seen. As a single girl, I've been checking out swingers personals ads lately.


Monday, February 21, 2005

Not exactly a FEMINIST video

This video doesn't exactly match the National Organization Women's standard for good movies.


Man burns penis with laptop

Next time you are in a hurry to do business on the road, make sure your penis is not parked next to your laptop.


Gorrilla sexual shenanigans?

Two women who helped care for a famous gorilla have sued the foundation nurturing Koko, saying they were fired for refusing to show the animal their breasts, lawyers said on Friday.

The lawsuit says the president of the Gorilla Foundation, Francine Patterson, sought to have the women bond with the gorilla by performing "bizarre sexual acts with Koko".


At least, she's naked again

Vandals have been tearing pasted on underwear off a controversial lap dancing poster, it emerged today.

A red bra and matching pants were added to ten city hoardings four days ago after complaints from the Advertising Standards Authority about the naked model on all fours.

The Medusa lap dancing club, in Suffolk Street, bowed to public pressure after the Evening Mail exclusively revealed that families had branded the poster obscene.

An underwear set was hastily designed to cover the model's naked rump and the bra and pants were pasted on to the billboards

But the advert in Bristol Road South, Northfield, where the first complaints were made, is now "naked" again.


Gandalf plays Bass?


Yoga for cats and other pets

For the first time in the history of the planet, ancient yogic secrets of healing energy are available to all, regardless of social status, income, religion, age, sex, or species.

Higher Consciousness...It's Not Just For Humans Anymore.


Pills that keep you DRUNK

The makers of RU-21, the "miracle" hangover cure reputedly developed for Soviet spies, have developed a product to keep you drunk.

Spirit Sciences, which is based in California but has research facilities in Russia employing scientists who once worked on secret programmes for the Kremlin, have christened the new product RU-21 Red.

If you take a tablet you need less alcohol to stay drunk, they claim. Emil Chiabery, a co-founder of the company, told The Telegraph from his offices in Los Angeles: "I never drink and there's no personal story. But RU-21 Red prolongs drunkenness and enhances intoxication.''


Family Guy Rocks

Work with Peter Griffin from Family Guy. He will provide you lots of fun.


Perv Says he's "Doing His Own Thing"

A 20-year-old Fort Wainwright man has been indicted on charges of first-degree indecent exposure in connection with an incident in the parking lot at Lathrop High School.

Charles J. Henry, is accused of exposing himself and masturbating in front of four teenagers on Jan. 31. He faces four felony counts of indecent exposure. He pleaded innocent to all of the charges at an arraignment Tuesday.

"Henry stated that he thought that he was not doing anything wrong and that he was doing his own thing," documents state. The man stated he believed if someone saw him in his car "it was their responsibility to look away."


High Class McDonald's

About a month ago, I was brainstorming a mission idea with a few friends called “Five Star Fast Food”. The idea was to deck out a fast food joint with all the trappings of a five star restaurant. There would be a Maitre D’ standing behind a podium asking for your reservation, a hostess to seat you, a waiter to take your order, and an attendant in the bathroom. The obvious problem with this idea is that it would very likely be shut down as soon as it begins. I decided to focus on the bathroom attendant aspect, figuring that we could last much longer in a secluded men’s room. It all happened at the Times Square McDonald's.


Science Tip of the Day

In Charles Darwin’s On the Origin of Species (1859) and his next publication, The Descent of Man (1871), he referred to several “vestiges” in human anatomy that were left over from the course of evolution. These vestigial organs, Darwin argued, are evidence of evolution and represent a function that was once necessary for survival, but over time that function became either diminished or nonexistent.


Oops Wrong URL

What happens when the Tech TV guy types in the wrong URL?


Hot Hunk of the Day

Nothing turns me on more than a supersized man working on upgrading his computer...

can you say "female ejaculation"???


Sunday, February 20, 2005

What's wrong with this picture (PIC)

HINT: Check out the upper left section of the pic