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Saturday, March 12, 2005

Illegal to make bongs in a shop class

An Abingdon High School teacher has quit her job following allegations she allowed students to make drug paraphernalia in a shop class. Abingdon Police Chief Bill Robinson says 45-year-old Rebecca Boswell has been arrested and charged with contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile -- a felony. Robinson says police swept the school last Tuesday and arrested a juvenile for drug possession. He says students told police after the sweep that Boswell let them make drug paraphernalia during a metals shop class. Boswell is scheduled to make her first court appearance today. Haha, have a look at her!

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How to get sent to a GOOD Prison

You'll have to choose your crime wisely if you want to do time in a Club Fed-style prison like Martha's Alderson Federal Prison Camp - or Danbury, her first choice, where inmates (who once included Leona Helmsley) play volleyball and make crafts.Definitely don't kill - or even maim - anyone or you could wind up at Rikers defending yourself against the Lady Bloods instead of making dandelion salad. Make sure you aim for something corporate and hands-off, like bankruptcy fraud, embezzlement or forgery. Violence is a definite no-no. Also avoid vandalism and shoplifting; they're very blue-collar.

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Another sexy Pamela Anderson outtake

Have you seen the movie Barbwire with Pamela Anderson? Probably not, I haven't. I am only interested in certain scenes that she is in. I am not sure though if this is a deleted scene from Barbwire or not....

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Nude Whale Watching

Despite opposition from a San Diego activist, a local nudism club plans to proceed with a nude whale-watching trip out of Oceanside Harbor.Brian Spence, owner of Naturally California, the San Diego-based nudist club that has chartered a Helgren's Sportfishing boat for March 20, said Friday that the trip is still in the works. "I'm a business person and my business will continue," Spence said.Naturally California has come under fire from Hillcrest-based activist James Hartline who recently sent a mass e-mail to North County churches and media deriding the organization for planning the event.What kind of opposition could there be? Afraid that the whales will get scared of some other whales in small boats? Come on, if those people want to go whale-watching in the nude, let them!

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Benicio Del Toro Elevator Sex with Scarlett Johansson

Benicio Del Toro has done little to deny the rumour that he had sex in a lift with Scarlett Johansson. After last year's Oscar ceremony there was plenty of chat around that the two stars had engaged in a bit of sauce in a hotel lift.But Traffic star Benicio's comments that he simply "doesn't know" whether or not he indulged in carnal pleasures with Scarlett have done nothing to quell the rumours.The 38-year-old Puerto Rican actor told Esquire magazine: "Did I ever have sex in an elevator with Scarlett Johansson after an awards show?."I kind of like... you know, I... well... I don't know. Let's leave that to somebody's imagination. Let's not promote it. I'm sure it has happened before. It might not be the last time either."

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Egyptian Sex Wedding Video

Here we have a video of what's going at weddings in Egypt. However, the bride seems very embarrassed by a very special guest.

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Google Search Engine fucks up again

Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics

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How Malaysian bitches get punished (FUCKED)

Malaysia Nanban and Tamil Nesan reported that a 20-year-old girl in a village in Uttar Pradesh, India, was shaven bald, undressed and made to go round the village on a donkey as punishment for allegedly killing a five-year-old boy. The dailies reported that the village court had passed the sentence for the alleged offence. The reports said the girl’s father had lodged a police report over the matter and the police had detained six village court judges for investigation. Three more had evaded police arrest.

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Jagger Sex Tape banned on the Internet

A British judge banned the broadcast of video footage showing Elizabeth Jagger engaging in "sexual activities" with her boyfriend in a nightclub.Jagger, daughter of Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall, sought the injunction against John Darling, manager of Kabaret's Prophecy Nightclub in London.High Court Judge Rodger Bell ruled Wednesday that Jagger, 20, and boyfriend Calum Best, son of former soccer star George Best, had a "legitimate expectation of privacy" when they engaged in sexual activities just inside the club's doors on Feb. 17. The couple were captured on a closed-circuit television camera that they had failed to notice. And just when they thought they were safe there is the internet....I bet that within two weeks the video is on the web

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Cat Abuse?

Watch what happens when the chubby kid puts tape on the cat's back.

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Stupid Criminal Dare of the Day: How much can you Steal?

Anthony and Maurice Askew had an unusual and illegal sibling rivalry: robbing banks. Maurice Askew, 31, has been sentenced to 64 years in federal prison for a string of robberies. He had been serving 39 years, but U.S. District Judge Arthur J. Schwab on Monday tacked on additional 25 years for robbing the First National Bank of Pennsylvania. Meanwhile, his brother, Anthony Askew, 36, is serving 93 years in prison for his own string of robberies. The brothers were rivals who competed over how many banks they could rob and how much they could steal, which amounts to a combined $700,000, federal prosecutors said.

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Love them Boobies

Several women will be going topless at a rally in Daytona Beach Sunday, and an agreement with the city will keep cops from arresting them.Elizabeth Book has been squabbling with the city over her right to go topless during Bike Week.An attorney for Book and a city attorney signed a memorandum of understanding last month that allows her to be topless at the rally on the last day of the rally. The agreement stipulates that she and other topless female protesters must use a flatbed truck covered with a six-foot tarp to shield them from people who don't want to see their bare breasts.

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Dead Shark???

They went fishing in the ocean and they caught a really big fish. They caught a shark. When the fish was on their boat, they decided to goof around abit with the dead shark. Wait a minute, did I say dead?

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Biorythm Check

Are you feeling okay today? How will you feel tomorrow? Or on your birthday? Check it out with the BioRythm Chart.

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How Tunes get HOOKED inside your head

Scientists may have found what makes a tune catchy, after locating the brain area where a song's "hook" gets caught. A US team from Dartmouth College, reported in the journal Nature, played volunteers tunes with snippets cut out. They scanned for brain activity and found it centred in the auditory cortex - which handles information from ears. When familiar tunes played, the cortex activity continued during the blanks - and the volunteers indeed said they still mentally "heard" the tunes.What is the song that is stuck in your head at the moment?

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Nothing But Ass

I'm off to a museum. I am ready to go to this exhibition of great photos. It's an exhibition of photos of nothing but ass....

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Angelina Jolie Celebrity Lesbian Sex Tips

Hollywood beauty Angelina Jolie has boasted that she is an expert at lesbian sex. Bisexual Angelina, 29, says she knows what girls like, adding: “I absolutely love women and find them incredibly sexy. “I have loved women in the past and slept with them too. I think if you love and want to pleasure a woman, particularly if you are a woman yourself, then certainly you know how to do things in a certain way.”

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Funny Shop Names

If you decide to leave your boss and start a business of your own, you have to think of a catchy name for your shop. Sometimes people take that idea too far. That's when they end up on the Funny Shop names site.

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From KORN to CHRIST

Earlier this week I had this article about the ex-Korn guitarist who found Jesus and left the band to devote his life to religion. It seems he has a website too. Brian "Head" Welch has turned his Head to Christ.

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Jennifer Lopez Big Booty Pics

Jennifer Lopez is proudly displaying a nude portrait of herself in her home - which shows off her famous butt. The sexy star is reportedly thrilled with the oil painting, which was created by husband Marc Anthony, and has hung it up in the couple's Los Angeles mansion.In the portrait, J.Lo is depicted naked from behind displaying her curvaceous bottom and womanly curves. A source said: "It depicts Jennifer from behind. It's very artistic and tasteful." Meanwhile, Lopez has quashed rumours she is pregnant by baring her stomach on TV.

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Stupid Cop gets OWNED

You would think that if sombody would be better at teaching kids about gun safety than a cop, would you? You thought wrong.

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Stupid Criminal of the Day

A suspected bank robber was arrested and taken to jail, after a bizarre heist in Salt Lake City.Police say Donald Archambault robbed the Zions Bank on Foothill Blvd. Wednesday afternoon, but his getaway was anything but speedy. After the heist, Archambault allegedly walked across the parking lot to a restaurant, where he casually ate a sandwich and drank a beer while officers searched for the robber.After his meal, police say Archambault hailed a taxi cab and asked to be taken to Ogden. The cab was en route near Bountiful when authorities contacted the driver and told him about the suspected bank robber in the back seat.

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Freaky Funky Party

Again they did not invite me. Where were you on February 5th? I was not at Big Daddy's.

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Roll-on Condoms???

Two lovely ladies are here to demonstrate you how the easy-roll-on-condom works. There's no word of what the sex is going to be like after this....

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FREE Pancho The Donkey

A donkey has been released after being detained for three days as a suspect in a road traffic accident in Colombia. Police held on to Pacho after a motorcyclist crashed into him in the north-eastern town of Arauca on Sunday. Local police chief Diana Rojas justified the unusual arrest saying a "man was injured". Since his brush with the law, which has sparked a national debate on animal rights, Pacho has become a Colombian television star.

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Dog-faced robber laughed out of store

A convenience store clerk in Cranberry foiled an armed robbery last night when he burst into laughter after a man wearing a Pluto-the-dog mask pulled out what looked like a gun and demanded money.Cranberry police Sgt. Dave Kovach said the masked robber entered Gordon's Mini Market on Rochester Road at 9:45 p.m., shortly before closing time. The robber walked up to the counter, pulled out what appeared to be a black, semi-automatic weapon and demanded money from the register.That's when the clerk, who was alone in the store, started laughing.

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"The Simpsons" were outsourced to korea?

Homer Simpson, his dysfunctional family and his friends from the middle-of-the-road American town of Springfield were sent to South Korea long before exporting jobs overseas became a hot-button political issue in the United States.A stone’s throw away from a highway that tears through Seoul and upstairs from a convenience store called “Buy the Way,” Homer, Marge, and the rest of “The Simpsons” have been brought to life for about 15 years at South Korea’s AKOM Production Co.The company has been animating “The Simpsons” at its studio in western Seoul since it premiered as a TV series in 1989.

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Opening a fridge door from the inside

Last night someone mentioned that once you are inside a fridge and have closed the door, it is impossible to open the door from the inside. Apparently this has to do with the pressure difference or some such nonsense. To me, it looks like one commits this impossibility every time the fridge door is opened from the outside.

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Jennifer Anniston Lesbian rumor

is purely that... gossip. At least according to her publicist:
Friends star Jennifer Aniston has denied internet reports that she split with Brad Pitt after falling for another woman.The actress has reportedly instructed publicist Kevin Huvane to quash all rumours which claim that she has a secret lesbian lover in New York."Of all the preposterous things that have been written about Jennifer, this one takes the cake. Jennifer Aniston is not a lesbian," Huvane was quoted by Femalefirst, as saying.

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Waitress arrested for offering Titties and Beer

Police arrested a bartender who had made a reputation for allegedly showing her breasts to customers for $5. Michelle Wade, 38, of Rockford, who also goes by the name Paige, was taken into custody on public indecency charges early Sunday after an undercover police sting at Lenny's Tap, 2916 Kishwaukee St. According to police reports, Wade told an undercover officer who was posing as a bar patron that she'd "do anything for $1." When the officer showed her he only had a $5 bill, Wade allegedly took off her pants and pulled up her shirt and bra.

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Tara Reid Tittyflash controversy

Tara Reid sued the owners of a Las Vegas condominium project Thursday for using her name in an ad that appears to be a reference to the accidental exposure of her breast last year as she posed on the red carpet.Reid has said she had no idea she was flashing the paparazzi when the strap of her dress slipped off her left shoulder as she walked the red carpet at Sean "P. Diddy" Combs' 35th birthday party.The lawsuit, filed in Los Angeles Superior Court, claims that Reid's reputation was damaged by an advertisement for Sky Las Vegas Condominiums published on Feb. 1 that reads, "Dear Tara Reid. Come let it all hang out."

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New Microsoft Software

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The Funniest News Picture I've Seen in a While

:tongue The FUNNIEST picture I've seen in a while!

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Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Shake that Ass

Shake it but don't break it. Video is here

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Sex Aptitude Text

How high is your sex-iq? Take the SAT - Sex Aptitude Test to find out. One of the questions is this one:

David has a 12 ounce bottle of Astroglide and a 3 ounce bottle of
Anal-Eze. He masturbates 5 times a day, and each time he uses .25 ounces of
Astroglide. He also has anal sex once a week, using .25 ounces of Anal-Eze.
Which of the following is true?
a) he will run out of Astroglide first
b) he will run out of Anal-Eze first
c) he will run out of Astroglide and Anal-Eze at the same time
d) none of the above

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Monday, March 07, 2005

Michael Jackson is GUILTY? (PIC)

Evidence #1 in the case against Michael Jackson

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Sunday, March 06, 2005

Guy takes a shit off the MGM Grand (VIDEO)

Some people just have too much time on their hands.

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Another Hot Night at the Club











































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