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Friday, April 29, 2005

Osama's Niece

Wafah Bin Ladin, who bears that terrifying last name, albeit with a different spelling, came to my home. Long hair, skinny jeans, Yankees cap, no makeup, looking like any 25-year-old New York wannabe singer making showbiz rounds. But so drained, she could barely sip her glass of water. "It is all so tough for me . . . I just cannot be afraid anymore," said Osama bin Laden's niece, tears streaming down her beautiful face.


Drinking and Driving in outer space

Russian cosmonaut Salizhan Sharipov, just back from space, said that alcohol should be allowed on the International Space Station as it helps to cope with stress and enhances performance, the RIA-Novosti news agency reports. Sharipov was speaking at the first news conference organized after he, U.S. astronaut Leroy Chiao and Italian astronaut Roberto Vittori successfully completed their mission on the ISS on Monday. The Russian cosmonaut said that it would be “desirable” for spacemen to have 50 milliliters of wine or cognac every day. “But only to improve our work, to better cope with the psychological stress,” Sharipov said.


Have you seen this CLOWN?

The photo that ran on the front page of Wednesday's Chicago Tribune was, in fact, of a dapper old man.But he wasn't Joseph "The Clown" Lombardo.He was Stanley Swieton, 69, a soft-spoken Chicagoan who never figured he'd make the front page of the newspaper.The photo, under a headline asking, "Have you seen this `Clown?'" was described as a picture of Lombardo, the subject of an international manhunt after he was indicted in a broad mob conspiracy Monday."I couldn't believe it," Swieton said Wednesday, after seeing the picture--of himself--pedaling down Grand Avenue dressed in a hat and overcoat. "I don't want anything to do with the mob."


New toy for dweebs

Wear it! Steer it! Roll it! Jump it! The Sumo Tube is a new, exciting, and challenging freestyle towable that is not connected to the boat. The rider slides into the Sumo suit and holds on to a grab handle on the end of a 60' rope. The rider can roll 360s from left to right, jump the wakes, steer left and right by moving their arms, or just glide across the water's surface. It's a fast and fun bodysurfing thrill ride. The Sumo Tube can also be used in the crashing waves as a body surfing tube.


Teens bored of online porn

What parents and the public have long feared about the Internet apparently is true: Internet porn to today's teenagers is what "Playboy" was to their parents — their first glimpse at human sexuality. And anyone who has been the recipient of Internet spammed porn (and who hasn't?) knows that the clinical, graphic, often violent and certainly loveless images of human sexuality depicted on the Internet are not the way any responsible adult would want a child to get his or her first glimpse of human sexuality.Yet, according to one study, up to 70 percent of the nation's 15- to 17-year-olds have viewed Internet porn. It's no big deal, according to one 16-year-old, who said, "It's just part of the culture now. It's not even like it's ... porn."


Woman jailed for raping a man

A 23-year-old Norwegian woman was sentenced to nine months in prison yesterday after she was convicted of raping a man. According to court testimony, the January 2004 sexual assault took place when the 31-year-old man, whose name was withheld, fell asleep on a couch in the apartment the woman shared with her boyfriend. He testified that he had woken up because the woman was performing oral sex on him. She at first denied it, but later changed her story, admitting sexual contact but claiming it was consensual.


Very Special Thong

I have no idea what to say of this. They're special and they are sold. But who are the people buying that stuff? You decide. You're about to see some very special thongs.


Goatse caught in public

Everybody knows the goatse man, so what is the use of a goatse in public? Scare off old ladies?


Dweebs want to ban Microsoft font

In 1995 Microsoft released the font Comic Sans originally designed for comic book style talk bubbles containing informational help text. Since that time the typeface has been used in countless contexts from restaurant signage to college exams to medical information. These widespread abuses of printed type threaten to erode the very foundations upon which centuries of typographic history are built.While we recognize the font may be appropriate in a few specific instances, our position is that the only effective means of ending this epidemic of abuse is to completely ban Comic Sans.


Thursday, April 28, 2005

How to skin a pussy cat

How to skin a pussy cat. Doing it the ETHICAL way.

I dunno. I love my cats too much not to be disturbed by this tutorial. Yeck. :(


Wednesday, April 27, 2005

List of nude celebs

Vote for the celebs you want nude pictures of

Ali LandryAlicia KeysAlyssa MilanoAmber BrkichAmi CusackAngelina JolieAnna KournikovaAnne Hathaway Ashley JuddAvril LavigneBeyonce KnowlesBrittany DanielBrittany MurphyBrooke BurkeBrooke BurnsCameron DiazCarmen ElectraCat DeelyCatherine BellCatherine Zeta JonesCharisma CarpenterCharlize TheronChristina AguileraClaire ForlaniDaisy FuentesDanni MinogueDarva CongerDebbe DunningDenise RichardsDenise Van OutenDiane LaneDido ArmstrongDonna AirDrew BarrymoreElin Grindemyr Elisha CuthbertEliza DushkuElizabeth HurleyEmma BuntonEva LongoriaEva MendezFaith HillGail PorterGena Lee NolinGeri HalliwellGillian AndersonGirls AloudGretchen MolGwen StefaniGwyneth PaltrowHalle BerryHeather GrahamHeidi StrobelHolly ValanceJamie PresslyJenna MarascoJennifer AnistonJennifer EllisonJennifer GarnerJennifer HawkinsJennifer LopezJerri MantheyJessica AlbaJessica BielJessica SimpsonJewel KilcherJillian BarberieJolene BlalockJules AsnerJulianne MooreKari WuhrerKate BeckinsaleKate HudsonKatherine HeiglKatie PriceKeira KnightleyKelly BrookKelly HuKirsten DunstKristanna LokenKylie MinogueLacey Chabert Lil KimLindsay LohanLouise NurdingLucy LiuMadonnaMagdalena WrobelMandy MooreMarylin MonroeMelinda MessengerMichelle BranchMila JovovichMila KunisMonica BellucciNaomi WattsNatalie AppletonNatasha HenstridgeNell McAndrewNeve CampbellPamela AndersonParis HiltonPenelope CruzPinkRachel HunterRachel PerryRachel StevensRebecca RomijnRena Mero (Sable)Salma HayekSarah JonesSarah Michelle GellarScarlett JohanssonShakiraShania Twain Shannon DohertyShannon ElizabethShannon MichelleSheryl CrowSofia VergaraStacy FergusonStacy KeiblerTanya RobinsonTara ReidTiffany ThiessenTonya PaoniTorrie WilsonTraci BinghamTrish StratusTrishelle CanatellaUma ThurmanVida GuerraYasmine Bleeth


Yet another reminder that Crack is a bad drug

Actor Robert Downey Jr left presenter Lorraine Kelly lost for words today by telling her: "Your t*ts look great!" The former Hollywood bad boy had daytime viewers choking on their cornflakes when he made the remark on ITV1 show This Morning.


Miss Frances loses title for appearing in Playboy

Miss France 2004, Laetitia Bleger, could be stripped of her title after posing for Playboy, as the committee which runs the beauty pageant forbids "licentious" behaviour for six years after taking the crown. The president of the Miss France committee, Genevieve de Fontenay, said on Monday that she was "dismayed and appalled" by the half-naked photos of Bleger in the adult magazine.I could find only two pictures and they don't seem shocking to me. Can you find the others?


Schwarzeneger says women should stop bitching and whining

and I agree!

Arnold Schwarzenegger has enraged female radio listeners after he cracked a joke about women 'bitching and whining'.He said: "If we get rid of the moon, women, whose menstrual cycles are governed by the moon, will not get PMS. They will stop bitching and whining."


Coke Addicts unite

Welcome to the Coke Bottles of the World Home Page - feel free to write to me with any comments! If you have any foreign Coke bottles or cans, please email me with your offerings. I'm always interested in adding to my collection! Please note: I don't collect commemeratives, only standard foreign bottles, and now I specialize in only Coke bottles and cans.


Racist joke leads to killing

A black man shot a white former co-worker to death on Easter, claiming he did it because he overheard the victim telling a racist joke seven years ago, authorities said Monday.Stanford A. Douglas Jr., 29, was arrested Sunday after a two-hour standoff with police. He was charged with murder and jailed without bail.Douglas allegedly shot William Berkeyheiser, 62, three times in the chest and shoulder on March 27 after he opened the front door of his home.Douglas told investigators he had thought about killing Berkeyheiser ever since he overheard Berkeyheiser tell someone a joke with racial overtones in 1998, Bucks County District Attorney Diane Gibbons said. Douglas refused to recount for detectives the joke that made him so angry, according to court papers.


Mr Nogood -- funny ass audio blog

Funny ass audio blog. Reminds me of early Richard Pryor shit. Check it out here.


Bitches get ogled by Casino camera operators

Four more surveillance camera operators at Caesars Atlantic City Hotel Casino have been accused of using the equipment to ogle women, according to a complaint filed Tuesday. In December, the same casino was fined $80,000 for incidents involving two camera operators who trained their in-ceiling cameras on low-cut blouses and revealing clothing. The hidden cameras are required by law in New Jersey casinos to deter and prosecute theft, embezzlement, cheating and other crimes.


Jessica Alba says Bruce Willis does not like kissing

Former Dark Angel star Jessica Alba was stunned when she had to kiss Bruce Willis for a scene in their hit movie Sin City - because he nervously tried to back out of doing it.Alba, who plays a stripper in the movie, was ready to get intimate with the Die Hard hardman when he suddenly asked director Robert Rodriguez if they could approach the scene differently.She says, "It was easy for me. I've done a few kisses in my day... We had this big romantic kiss and it was supposed to be like this big epic beautiful kiss... like you're anticipating this thing."


Funny Personal Blog

Hello! My name is Karin.Thanks for visiting my bio page. This is where you can read something about my personal philosophy and learn how to think about and see the world.


Man Marries Wrong Twin

A Romanian man is demanding a divorce after finding out he married the twin sister of the woman he fell in love with.Vladut R, from Constanta, lived for three years with his wife Monica but says he couldn't go on with the "ordeal" because he loved her sister.The man met the "love of his life" - Elena - a few years ago during a trip to France.They were supposed to meet up again back in Romania but the woman decided not to stay in touch after she suffered an accident and needed time to recover.


Monday, April 25, 2005

Some 'modern' muslim thinking

A Muslim sheik told followers at a public meeting in Bankstown that women who were raped had incited men's lust by dressing immodestly and only had themselves to blame.

Sydney-born Sheik Faiz Mohamad, 34, a former boxer who teaches at the Global Islamic Youth Centre in Liverpool, made the comments during a lecture for more than 1000 people at Bankstown Town Hall.

"Strapless, backless, sleeveless, nothing but satanic skirts, slit skirts, translucent blouses, miniskirts, tight jeans: all this to tease man and appeal to his carnal nature."

And he is from Australia, not a Middle Eastern country where you rarely see some bare skin...


Nice Ad for BMW

The question is: is there another brand of car more suitable for her?

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Exploding Toads

Hundreds of toads have met a bizarre and sinister end in Germany in recent days, it was reported: they exploded.

According to reports from animal welfare workers and veterinarians as many as a thousand of the amphibians have perished after their bodies swelled to bursting point and their entrails were propelled for up to a meter.

It is like "a science fiction film", according to Werner Smolnik of a nature protection society in the northern city of Hamburg, where the phenomenon of the exploding toad has been observed.

"You see the animals crawling on the ground, swelling and then exploding."



This guy kicks ass!

This clip is absolutely amazing. I got all the respect in the world for this guy!


Dumbass Nazi

His Nazi flag has caused mass offence but Darren Mackay does not understand why, because he didn't learn about Adolf Hitler in school history lessons.

The Mannering Park resident was widely condemned by his neighbours, the RSL, Jewish groups, federal politicians and radio talkback listeners after The Daily Telegraph revealed the controversial backyard flag yesterday.
Mr Mackay remained unrepentant, saying he was considering keeping the flag flying.

"I only did history in school in Year 7 and 8 and I knew bugger all about it," Mr Mackay said of Nazi Germany.

"If I knew it was offensive to somebody I would have taken it down straight away.


Yet another Greedy Lawyer Exposed

Even for his fellow lawyers, a Dutch law school graduate may have a gone a bit too far in expressing a desire to strike it rich.

Reinder Eekhof, a freshly minted lawyer, recently wrote in an e-mail that he had "finally finished this stupid education," and was "now looking for someone crazy enough to dump a suitcase full of money in my lap every month."

The e-mail was meant for a friend at the Houthoff Buruma law firm. But Eekhof mistyped the address and his missive landed in the inbox of someone in the communications department instead.


What is the Gayest sport in the World?

Here is the answer to the question "What is the gayest sport". And this is still an Olympic sport!

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Blonde Gum?

Each Gum Blonde is 100% chewed bubblegum on a plywood backing. No paint or dye is used. The colour is inherent to the gum - the mixing of color takes place inside the mouth during chewing using an endless variety of flavours made by an endless variety of companies.


Happy Mother's Day (VIDEO)

Would you like your friends to treat your mom like this? For videos of actual mothers being fucked raw, try this link