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Saturday, May 21, 2005

Triump the Insult Comedy Dog poops on Star Wars Nerds VIDEO

This video is a fucking CLASSIC. Enjoy! The Darth Vader segment is particularly FUNNY.


Friday, May 20, 2005

Midget Bullfighter Video

Some things sure are stranger than fiction. Check out this midget bullfighter video.


Malcolm X was a closet homo ?

On Malcolm X's 80 birthday, Peter Tatchell reveals the hidden gay past of the American black nationalist leader

Thursday May 19, 2005
The Guardian

Malcolm X was born 80 years ago today, on 19 May 1925. But amid the commemorations, controversy is brewing. Some black activists are enraged by suggestions that their hero might have been gay - or at least bisexual. The controversy has been stirring since the publication of Bruce Perry's acclaimed biography, Malcolm: The Life of a Man Who Changed Black America (Station Hill, New York) in 1991. Based on interviews with Malcolm's closest boyhood and adult friends, Perry suggests that the US black nationalist leader was not as robustly heterosexual as his Nation of Islam (NoI) colleagues have always insisted.

Malcolm X, real name Malcolm Little, joined the militant Muslim NoI in 1949, attracted by its teaching that Allah would deliver black people from white bondage. By the 1960s, Malcolm had developed NoI ideology in new directions, becoming America's leading spokesperson for black consciousness, pride and self-help. Sexual freedom was not, however, part of his agenda.
Yet Perry's book documents Malcolm X's many gay experiences. A schoolmate, Bob Bebee, recalls the day they stumbled on a local boy jerking off. Malcolm, Bebee recalled, ordered the youth to masturbate him, and subsequently boasted he had given him oral sex. Later, from the age of 20, Malcolm had sex with men for money - as hinted at in Spike Lee's 1992 biopic - and he had at least one sustained sexual liaison with a man. While living in Flint, Michigan, his roommate noticed that instead of sleeping in the room they were sharing, Malcolm sneaked down the hall to spend the night with a gay transvestite named Willie Mae.

In New York, two of Malcolm's friends from Michigan remember bumping into him at the YMCA, where Malcolm bragged he earned money servicing "queers". Later, Malcolm worked as a butler to a wealthy Boston bachelor, William Paul Lennon. According to Malcolm's sidekick Malcolm Jarvis, he was paid to sprinkle Lennon with talcum powder and bring him to orgasm. Perry suggests that Malcolm's gay encounters may not have been entirely financially motivated. His masculine insecurities and ambivalence towards women fit the archetype of a repressed gay man and point to latent homosexuality.

After the death of his father, when Malcolm was six, he lacked male role models and was dominated by strong women - in particular, his tyrannical mother. He feared women and his early sexual experiences with girls were mostly unsatisfactory. Far from macho, Malcolm hated fighting and got beaten by other men. His passionate assertion that the need to feel masculine is a man's "greatest urge" indicates someone doubtful of his own manliness.

As for his sporadic gay hustling, as Perry notes, "there were other ways he could have earned money". Dope-dealing, thieving and pimping were sources of income he had pursued with success. There was no imperative to sell his body. Why, then, did he prostitute himself? Misogyny and repressed homosexuality might be the answer. According to Perry: "His male-to-male encounters, which rendered it unnecessary for him to compete for women, afforded him an opportunity for sexual release without the attendant risk of dependence on women."

Was Malcolm X gay? Bisexual? In his schooldays, he was apparently a passive participant. Others masturbated or fellated him. Later, while working as a male prostitute, he took a more hands-on role in sex, especially with Lennon. This part-time whoring may have been pecuniary. There is, however, plentiful research suggesting that many guys who have sex with men for payment are in denial about their homosexuality. They tell themselves they are doing it for the money. This is their way of coping with same-sex desires that they are unable to accept. Was this Malcolm's excuse? Surely there must have been some degree of queer desire to enable Malcolm to sustain his sexual experiences with men over a period of 10 years? If this desire was within him from adolescence to early adulthood, could he have erased it completely in later life?

Sexuality is not like a newspaper - read today and discarded tomorrow. Established desires can be sublimated or repressed, but never eliminated. If people have a homosexual capacity, it stays with them for life - even if they never act on it. Was Malcolm an exception? There is no evidence that his same-sex dalliances continued once he joined the NoI; he married and had children, and, with all the fervour of a zealous convert, he embraced the NoI's fiercely puritanical Muslim sexual morality.

Had he not been assassinated in 1965, almost certainly at the hands of NoI rivals, Malcolm might have eventually, like Huey Newton of the Black Panthers, welcomed the gay liberation movement as part of the struggle for human emancipation. Instead, to serve its homophobic political agenda, for 50 years the NoI has suppressed knowledge of Malcolm's gay past.

Now it is time to blow the whistle. There is not a single world-famous black person who is openly gay. Young black lesbians and gays need role models. Who better than Malcolm X, one of the inspirations of my activism and one of the great modern heroes of black liberation?


Big Bird to be replaced?

The board of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting (CPB), along with its chairman, Kenneth Tomlinson has told the New York Times that Big Bird is a big commie and that PBS and NPR should devote less time to news and more to music and entertainment.

Soon Big Bird will be replaced by Rush Limbaugh...they're about the same size. Oscar will be evicted from his garbage can...can't have them homless in the good neighborhoods....and the whole neighborhood will be razed and converted into a shopping mall and luxury condos.

Of course there are people who would like to prevent this.


Les Paul Inducted into National Inventors' Hall of Fame

Electric guitar pioneer Les Paul was one of 14 people inducted into the National Inventors Hall of Fame this year.

Paul invented the solid body electric guitar in 1946, and his Gibson Guitar Corp. model is one of the best-selling instruments in the industry. His
Les Paul Model powered the blues rock sound of the late '60s and the southern rock of the late '70s. By the '90s the Les Paul was providing signature sounds for every genre of rock, from alternative to metal.


Lego, lego everywhere

Everyone knows where Lego bricks come from. They're scraped off the inside of magic trees by tiny danish elves. Right? Wrong! The truth is both more ordinary and much, much stranger. Take an interactive tour of a typical Lego factory and learn how Lego bricks begin the long journey that ends up under your couch.


Upgrade your cell phone now!

One of the many reasons for upgrading your cell phone to a camera-enabled one....

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Einstein is back, baby!

One of the greatest masterminds of all times is alive and well. But his brain must have shrunked over the years. It must have, there's no other reason why he would attend a perfromance by Jennifer Lopez.


Attack of the Elvis Troopers

Who is the Elvis Trooper, where did he come from, is he really Elvis or a Clone, and why is he here? All valid questions with no verifiable answers. This is just one of the many Elvis Trooper sightings that are being reported across this great land of ours.

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Thursday, May 19, 2005

Kill The White People (Music)

Eddie Murphy is a fucking genius! Here's his reggae classic "Kill The White People" Click here for the MP3


Star Wars GEEK Car

Some people take star wars so far to the extreme, they even rebuild their cars to look like cross wing fighters, imperial tie fighters, etc etc. What dweebs?



Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Need parking space?

A rather innovative solution to the parking space problem today.

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Masturbating college racoons

"Two or three times a quarter, female Northwestern students studying at University Library, Evanston Public Library, Borders Books & Music or Barnes & Noble look up to see unknown men masturbating near them. Most of these men do it just for the thrill of being seen, said an NU psychiatry professor."

Read all about Illinois' marauding masturbaters here.


Darth Vader is my Dog!

Does your dog need a little pizazz? Why not put the poor thing in a starwars pet costume.


Robot or Body Builder? Bodybuilding robot?

Is this a robot or a body builder???


Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Girls Pissing Standing Up

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Right at this moment companies around the world are jockeying to corner the market on women peeing standing up. With so many products like Urinelle, Freshette, and The Pee-zee to choose from, it's easy for a gal to be overwhelmed!

But that's where The Sneeze comes to the rescue. Please enjoy this handy guide to help you navigate the women-peeing-standing-up waters...


Monday, May 16, 2005

Voltron gets served. Funny funny video

Are you a big Voltron fan? Watch for the robot booty bounce.