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Saturday, June 11, 2005

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Thursday, June 09, 2005

Lego Church

How long to build it? It was about a year and a half of planning, building and photographing.

How many pieces of LEGO to build it? More than 75,000

How big is it? About 7 feet by 5 1/2 feet by 30 inches

How many LEGO people does it seat? 1372

How many windows? 3976

It features a balcony, a vestibule, stairs to the balcony, restrooms, coat rooms, several mosaics, a baptism area, an altar, a crucifix, a pulpit and an elaborate pipe organ.

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Real-life tornado chasers

Those who've watched Twister probably found the specal effects of the movie to be breath taking but you're probably also wondering if there really are tornado chasers. Yes, there are and their showing off the fruits of their labor in National Geographic, a feat that it refers to as a "technological first." The first video is pretty boring but the subsequent videos will really take your breath away. They take some time to load but they are definitely worth it.

A well-placed probe fitted with 7 video cameras—6 with a 60-degree field-of-view designed to achieve a full 360-degree field-of-view (one failed during deployment, resulting in a 300-degree field-of-view) and one pointing upward—captures footage inside a tornado, providing visual data on ground wind speeds where the storm does the greatest damage. And Tim Samaras with his team of storm chasers are there to make it happen.

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Caveman goes shopping

LONDON -- This image released by the British Museum shows a hoax cave painting of a primitive man pushing a supermarket trolley which was on display in the British Museum. The work was planted by an anonymous "art terrorist" called Banksy and museum staff were after he put a message on his website, saying that the 10in by 6in rock "had remained in the collection for quite some time." This is not the first time Banksy has stuck fake objects to gallery walls and waited to see how long it takes before curators notice.

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Roger, Roger. What's Our Vector, Victor?

It's only funny if it didn't happen to you....
Airplane Accident


Lard Sculptures

"Spring has sprung," so it must be Lard Sculpture time. Today marks the second year that Enver Creek secondary has hosted this annual event. The first nineteen competitions were held at Frank Hurt Secondary under the auspices of Chef Wolf von Oelffen. Chef Wolf has now made it official; he is retiring this June after a long and prestigious career as an industry Chef and a Chef Instructor.

This year's competition featured twin Koi frolicking in the waves among sea shells and seaweed, a beautiful pony fit for a young girl's Barbie set, guitars, fish on platters, Nemo Found in the dentist's aquarium, dragons, dolphins, cartoon characters, and even the Mayor from The Nightmare Before Christmas. An array of fantasy and magic!

Top Co-ed Exhibit 99.25 points
"Lucky Koi"
North Surrey Secondary
Ericel Chang, Melissa Golcher, and Xin Lou


Pulp Fiction in the kitchen

You're probably familiar with the music of the movie Pulp Fiction. Is it possible to recreate that music using kitchen utensils? Sure it is. It's Pulp Fiction in the kitchen.


For upskirt fans

Something for all upskirt fans out there....
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Coldplay singer unsure why many hate band

With some 20 million albums sold worldwide, it's clear Coldplay has its share of fans. What surprises singer Chris Martin is all the people who actively hate the band.

Coldplay doesn't inspire much ambivalence.

"Everyone tells me it's very healthy," Martin recently told the Associated Press. "It's very depressing, but it's very healthy. We always have this bubbling level of vitriol."


Is it yours?

Come on people, 'fess up...


Wednesday, June 08, 2005

New Educational Game just Released


Jay Kay: "Winona Ryder was sex mad"

Jamiroquai singer Jay Kay was left exhausted during his brief romance with Hollywood beauty Winona Ryder - because the actress was so sexually-demanding.

The Virtual Insanity hitmaker enjoyed a fling with the Girl, Interrupted star several years ago and couldn't keep up with her high sex-drive.



I learned it all from Sesame Street....

And I always thought.....they were brothers!


Virtual scuba diving

If you can't afford to buy or rent scuba gear of your own, try it online. Just dive into it.

Via Spellywood.


The Bum Deal

No bums on buses, please, we're British. Damaris Evans is about to advertise her gorgeously saucy, bottom cleavage-revealing pants in bus ads - but she had to retouch the photos first. "The Mayor of London's office wouldn't let us show any bum cracks," she laughs. "So we had to move the ribbons so they hang straight down the centre. I still think it will look gorgeous though - this sexy bottom driving off on the back of a London bus."

The Damaris bus ad image on the left, and the retouched image at the right.


Fish smuggler in hot water

SYDNEY, Australia - There must have been something fishy about the way she walked. Customs officials said Monday they stopped a woman as she arrived Friday in the southern city of Melbourne on a flight from Singapore and found 51 live tropical fish allegedly hidden in a specially designed apron under her skirt.


Wash your hands with this

When your hands are as dirty as your mind.

Soap Dispenser


Pulling a Train With His Ear

A Chinese man is able to pull a train 40 metres with his right ear. 39-year-old Zhang Xinquan, from Dehui city, Jilin province, put his right ear in an iron clamp device, locked with a long bolt. Zhang pulled the 24 ton train 40 metres within 4 minutes after two failed attempts.

Pull Train With Just His Ear


Helmets on please

This dad is definitely not running for Best Dad in the World but he does make sure that his kid is wearing a helmet.

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Frisky officer

Uhhmm..officer do you want to frisk us?

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Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Care for a weenie?

Choose a wet topping, a dry topping and build your own surreal weenie!


New training method

This is the new way to train policemen in the force.

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The machine that can copy anything

A revolutionary machine that can copy itself and manufacture everyday objects quickly and cheaply could transform industry in the developing world, according to its creator.

The "self-replicating rapid prototyper," or "RepRap" is the brainchild of Dr. Adrian Bowyer, a senior lecturer in mechanical engineering at the University of Bath in the UK.

It is based on rapid prototyping technology commonly used to manufacturer plastic components in industry from computer-generated blueprints -- effectively a form of 3D printer.

This small self-replicating robot was built using the RepRap prototyping technology.


Men's Room

Would you use a comfort room that looked like this?
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Bad working environments

There are some jobs just not worth it....


The gift of reading

Would you read this book to your child?


Lindsay Lohan - Then and Now

Comparison of a then arguably ideal mesomorphic Lohan of 2004 with recent sightings. Lindsay Lohan


Disposable Camcorder

The digital imaging revolution took another leap forward today with the introduction of CVS Pharmacy's One-Time-Use Video Camcorder - the world's first disposable digital video camera. For $30, the CVS camcorder records up to 20 minutes of 640x480 video and sound.

Disposable Camcorder


Osama Bin Laden Lighter

The Osama bin Laden cigarette lighter is adorned with his raised, chrome portrait, an embossed "9-11", sketches of the New York World Trade Center, an approaching airplane, and a big red splotch. When you flick the sleek, metal lighter open, a light-emitting diode illuminates the splotch so it glows bright red on one of the buildings, emphasizing the site of the first crash. Loud, computerized music beeps out a loop of Mozart.

Bin Laden Lighter


Monday, June 06, 2005

Two rings are better than one...

Heiress Paris Hilton is wearing two engagement rings, because she can't choose between the two diamond bands her fiance Paris Latsis offered her.

The Greek shipping heir gave Hilton a choice between two pricey rings from celebrity jewellers Harry Winston and Tiffany.

One has a 24 carat canary yellow stone, the other a 15 carat white diamond. Both are worth $2.1 million and $4.2 million.


Bad-ass Bulldog

Daphne is a bulldog that loves to dress up. Some dogs wear cloths because of necessity, but our bulldog dresses up for fun. She loves being the center of attention and she has found that a bulldog wearing clothing and/or costumes is often the center of attention.


Introducing Neplex

Neplex is a revolutionary nipple shield, made from a transparent material that may be worn with any type of bra, tight fitting top or swimsuit.

This great new product will eliminate those embarrassing moments. Bought once, Neplex will last forever and you choose when you feel the need to wear them.


Drink Up! Boozeheads Gather to Get Soused

The six men teetered down a sidewalk along a seedy Denver street, their maroon fezzes embroidered with two swords and a martini glass tilting wildly under the street lights. "Drink up, boozehead!" roared one as the group headed for a bar in a proud display of drunken solidarity.

Sounds like a rallying cry for a bachelor party, a guy's night out, maybe a bunch of fraternity guys horsing around. But for the revelers at Modern Drunkard magazine's annual convention the cheer sums up a philosophy on life.


Suckling pig

Gives a new definition to the term suckling pig....
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Shiny, Pointy and Tall

The corner where I work offers an unobstructed view of the Chrysler Building that tourists are helpless to resist. So, since last May, I've been taking pictures of people taking pictures of the Chrysler Building.


Red Screen of Death

Microsoft has come up with a unique solution to the legendary 'blue screen of death' in the next version of its Windows operating system. With the release of Longhorn, the Redmond behemoth has improved Windows with a red screen to face users when their system crashes.

Red Screen of Death


Spy cam catches maid doing dirty deed

A Malaysian family was horrified to discover their maid had spiked their drinking water with soiled diapers and sanitary pads as a magic charm to ensure they were nice to her, reports said on Friday.

The 26-year-old Indonesian maid was caught soaking the items which she retrieved from the rubbish bin and pouring the dirty water into a flask, on a spy camera that the suspicious family set up at their home in Kuala Lumpur.

Via Aberrant News.



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