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Friday, November 04, 2005

The baby prophecy!

A rural community is convinced that a newborn boy was immediately able to talk and warn of an ill omen before he and his mother died. Some residents in Giyani and Bolobedu are now wearing strips of mielie bags around their arms and legs to protect themselves from the baby's prophecy. "I'm not sure if it's true but people are wearing the rags to try prevent some disaster in the area," said Giyani resident Stella Xitsunge. The baby is said to have been born at Nkhensani hospital on Monday and prophesied to shocked nurses. Spokesperson for Limpopo's department of health and social development, Phuti Seloba, confirmed he'd seen people wearing the rags but dismissed the incident as a rumour. Thanks Sjarko


Man's greatest enemy -- glue!

Gail O'Toole was convicted of simple assault and sentenced to six months probation for acts she committed against her ex-lover.On Wednesday, the civil suit went to court, where O'Toole's ex-boyfriend claimed her "outrageous" and "inhumane" acts are worth thousands in damages.Slaby said O'Toole waited until he fell asleep and glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together.Then came the nail polish.


Thursday, November 03, 2005

Buy house get a free wife

A woman in Alburquerque is selling a 95-year-old home, fully furnished, that also includes a wife, according to a Local 6 News report.

Deborah Hale, 48, said she decided to kill two birds with one stone and add herself to an eBay auction for the $600,000 home located in Denver.

I've seen a lot of men, why not give this a try?" Hale said. The home has three bedrooms, a tanning bed and a hot tub.

Hale said she was married once before and is looking for a new potential Prince Charming. However, she said the offer of a wife with the house is non-binding. Bidding on the home and woman ends Valentine's Day.

A public relations firm is helping Hale sort through the applicants.


The taste test...

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked,

"Do you know what it is?"

"No, I don't," said the little boy.

"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"


Wednesday, November 02, 2005

When Tyra Banks met Tyra Banxxx...

Supermodel Tyra Banks invited to her new daytime talk show the pornographic movie actress who calls herself Tyra Banxxx. Banks, 32, confessed she was shocked when she saw the cover of Xtreme magazine, where the fake Tyra posed dressed to look just like her.

As she says: "For a second I was like, 'Did they put my head on someone else's body?' I thought that it really did look like me. The first thing that went through my head... It wasn't anger, it was more of a curiosity, and an empathy like, 'Where does this girl come from... And what led her to this?'"

During the show, Banxxx, whose real name is Alana, has agreed to renounce to this name, claiming she never intended to offend her heroine.

Who's hotter: Tyra Banks or Tyra Banxxx?


Get down and dirty with girls playing with mud!

Is there anything more fun to watch than a couple of girls playing with mud? If so, please let me know and I will see what I can do about it. Probably not much.